December 2009
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2009, You're Fizzling: Tumblr
jswizzle:
One day, a girl by the name of J-Swizzle met a friend named Tumblr. In a matter of months, being around Tumblr became J-Swizzle’s top priority. She felt like her life would be incomplete unless Tumblr was in it. She had so much to say to Tumblr, it was like a never-ending supply of candy canes on Christmas. Ah, forget it. Third person isn’t working for me.
In June or July of 2009, I...
Oh hey, it's almost 2010
I suppose New Year’s resolutions are in order. So let’s go:
1. Internet Dominance: Along with my Facebook and my tumblr (Sweet Sassy Molassy!, best blog title ever), I will extend my internet dominance. And while even I don’t fully know what that means, I assume it will end with a twitter account and Oovoo. Watch for it in 2010. Oh, and if you happen to have an Oovoo? I set mine...
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You're back in town
…And that means I once again have a reason to stare at my computer screen with a smile like this on my face. I missed you.
“Umm… I wanna be remembered as a funny dude who didn’t make too many dick jokes....”
– Donald Glover (via fuckyeahdonaldglover)
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Decade In Review: Part II
It’s been a full 10 years since the phrase “Y2K” was on our lips. And this decade provided us with some truly, truly great things. So I’ve decided to reflect on it all. Some personal stuff, some public stuff. And yeah, I’m using Roman numerals. It’s more fun that way.
4th grade was arguably my favorite year of schooling. I’m not saying I haven’t enjoyed high school or anything like...
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Decade In Review: Part I
It’s been a full 10 years since the phrase “Y2K” was on our lips. And this decade provided us with some truly, truly great things. So I’ve decided to reflect on it all. Some personal stuff, some public stuff. And yeah, I’m using Roman numerals. It’s more fun that way.
Most kids point to a certain award given to them and say that it is their proudest academic...
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WHAT?
kim boobb: and i had a dream about you las tnnight
kim boobb: that you quit your tumblr
JacklandKHom: WHAT
JacklandKHom: DID I DIE AFTERWARDS?
kim boobb: LOL
kim boobb: paul castillo did
kim boobb: LOL
WHAT IS THAT SUPPOSED TO MEAN?!
Kevin Jonas: "to be honest about it, sex was not... →
wongusamongus:
roflcopter soi soi soi soi soi soi soi
HAHA!
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How dare you, USA Today. →
millionpointsoflight:
malfoyy:
Twilight as the number one book of the decade? You’re joking, right?
I believe that should actually go to Deathly Hallows, which you put at number seven.
Blasphemers.
I kinda died a little on the inside.
wet2 (1:25:13 PM): this world makes me sad Sey (1:25:14 PM): that made me really sad Sey (1:25:17 PM): HAHA wet2 (1:25:18 PM): haha!
Yeah, this is too...
Chicka, chicka, yeah
Tri and I are talking about my future career as a rapper. He’s extremely supportive. Haha, he even said he’d pitch in money to get me a microphone and/or a webcam so I could really start.
I’ve got a name and everything. I’ve even got a pseudonym too. And I’ve got my first two (maybe 3) songs. I need to write lyrics down to fit the beat for one and freestyle over the...
Back off, Beezy!
justinlbui:
Being the goody two shoes that I am, I dare not speak a single curse word. So, instead, I devised (stole) my own list of profanities. Hopefully, these will soon catch on in place of f*@^, b!@#$, s&*% and all that good stuff. Feel free to take home a complimentary swear word.
beezy
shiznits
shiz
Oh, snap!
Whoa, nelly!
Great Scott!
Gee willikers!
Shtuff
Betch
Fuccle...
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Con-artists, Contemplation, and Creativity
jswizzle:
Let’s propose a toast to originality. Am I being serious? You bet. Let’s toast to the way we follow in the footsteps of other people. Let’s toast to the way we say certain things because our friends say them. Let’s toast to the way we dress. The way we walk, talk, eat, drink. Okay, maybe not the eating and drinking. But, what the hell has happened to our society? And in case you...
“You’re so cute, Paul!”
– Summer, Kevin Diep’s girlfriend
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“One time I wanted to break up with my girlfriend. I didn’t know how to do...”
– Mr. Smith, Cycling counselor and overall hilarious old guy
Cycling merit badge
Requirement #9: After fulfilling requirement 8, lay out on a road map a 50-mile trip. Stay away from main highways. Using your map, make this ride in eight hours.
Holy shit. Holy. Shit. I just spent 50 miles on my bike. It feels like I dropped the soap in jail and was then viciously raped for 4 hours by large men. Boy Scouts is killing me. One more merit badge. Two more...
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CSUN acceptance
Colleges want me?! What is thiiiis? I love it.
Shout out to the several others that also got accepted.
Shout out to Clayton Wong who announced it on tumblr.
I will not hesitate to blog war with you
Realize this.
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Antibacterial Soap
jswizzle:
Round table. It wasn’t as intense as it usually is, and for the most part it was actually enjoyable. But, one thing that really bothered me for a while was all the non-constructive criticism coming from one specific person. Sorry, but I don’t think it was Bash on Jackland Day. My Focus article didn’t make sense. My Entertainment column was all about myself. And, you know what? I have...
Satire project blows yo' mind →
Bam! Our satire project came out absolutely fantastic and I really love it.
Special shout out to Jessica Han Solo, Georgina Wang, & Eric Yue.
Special, special shout out to Jia and Grace who slaved away for hours until the project was fully complete. You guys are the best.
Quickly. Hurry. Faster.
jswizzle:
Yesterday, as I was walking through the hallway to my room, I overheard my grandma and mom having a conversation.
(By the way, this was all in Cantonese.)
Mom: I wonder why Jackland hasn’t told me about any guys in her life. She’s 16, don’t you think it’s time for her to start dating someone?
Grandma: Well, finding the right person takes time.
Mom: I know, but I’m just saying that...
“Susan: Her vagina blood.
Paul: Dude, Jackland’s here!”
– Susan Vong and Paul Castillo
I don’t think I’ve ever heard anyone say, “vagina blood.” Maybe this is why 4th period is my favorite. Wait, 4th period’s my favorite because of “vagina blood”? Now, that’s just sick. But, you Tumblrs should know what I mean.
(via jswizzle)
Tsk-tsk
mybackswet2: I'm stupid
mybackswet2: tell me I'm stupid Susan
duhhitssusann: you are stupid.
duhhitssusann: i love you, but stupid.
mybackswet2: sigh
mybackswet2: why can't I find a girl LIKE her, who's NOT her?
duhhitssusann: because you keep comparing girls to her.
duhhitssusann: no one is ever alike
duhhitssusann: and you keep comparing every girl to her
duhhitssusann: and point out their flaws
mybackswet2: Yeah, I'm stupid
duhhitssusann: i love you, but, when it comes to girls, you become stupid because you compare them to her.
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“I left my eyeliner in the car.”
– Justin Bui, eyeliner wearer
Olivia is so nice
omgitswacko: i love your tumblr though hahah
omgitswacko: so funn
omgitswacko: funny