February 2011
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"So many rocks up in my watch, I can't tell what...
That is a very inefficient watch, Mr. Khalifa.
January 2011
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Kamau and his Sociology classmate have been...
kamaukamaukamau:
suckstoyourassmar:
He’s taking a picture and posting up what he’s wearing tomorrow, so I’ve decided to join in. All the way from California. Yeah buddy. #SwagOff
Now the pressure is on. Now it’s not for Sociology fame but I’m reppin the Midwest Coast.
I will have close to this much #swag
I will have close to this much #swag
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Kamau and his Sociology classmate have been...
He’s taking a picture and posting up what he’s wearing tomorrow, so I’ve decided to join in. All the way from California. Yeah buddy. #SwagOff
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Where's your jetpack, Zuckerberg?
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love-and-stress asked: ...I just went through...EVERY SINGLE fuckyeahderrickcomedy post. All of them. EVERY SINGLE ONE.
You, sir, are a gentleman and a SCHOLAR.
Also, I absolutely LOVE your tumblr name.
I loved Lord of the Flies. =) I hope that's why it's your name and not for some inside joke or something hahaha cause if it's not I'm gonna feel like a nerdddd. :D
You, sir, are a gentleman and a SCHOLAR.
Also, I absolutely LOVE your tumblr name.
I loved Lord of the Flies. =) I hope that's why it's your name and not for some inside joke or something hahaha cause if it's not I'm gonna feel like a nerdddd. :D
infiniteinfidelity asked: What was your encounter with Donald Glover like?
I thought you were a whore with a heart of gold
But it turns out you’re just a whore with a regular whore’s heart.
Come on guys, learn how to make the gifs in your...
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suckstoyourassmar:
jaimezavagala:
suckstoyourassmar:
It’s 2011, get with the program.
Well aren’t we sassy?
Yes. Yes we are. Are we gonna have a sexy gif war now?
Yes.
“Oh baby you like how that peels?”
Why aren’t we making out writing a screenplay together already?
Come on guys, learn how to make the gifs in your...
It’s 2011, get with the program.
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Did you know that Go-Gurt is JUST yogurt?
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My professor keeps referring to Mark Zuckerberg as...
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Donglover: Look at these fugly sons of bitches. I... →
kamaukamaukamau:
Look at these fugly sons of bitches. I could I could tell you about these characters without having seen one show because they are obvious stereotypes. I don’t people realize how easy it is to write shows when it’s around songs. Yet they are catchy songs so people tune in.
Now look at these winners. This is writing done right. Just look for a stereotype in this cast I dare...
2nd semester starts tomorrow
And we’re back.
When people you think are really smart...
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iamdonald:
Rolling in the Deep (Jamie xx Shuffle) ft. Childish Gambino - Jamie xx
You can download it by going HERE.
Spread shit around: “You know that his glasses fake?” That’s why I’m dating girls now who asses ain’t.
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tritreen asked: This ain't a question bitch. You're DONE.
i thought perfect couples was canceled already
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What's with Asians around here saying the n-word?
Do you have any idea how ignorant, how ridiculous, and how unbelievably idiotic you sound? It appears as though your IQ is roughly half of what Forrest Gump’s was. Take a look in the damn mirror and realize that your status updates, tweets, and/or blog posts make you seem more special than that dude in I Am Sam.
It’s not that I have a problem with the word itself. It’s just...
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Poop, getting hit on, my engagement, & a haircut
I went to get a haircut today. As I tried to find parking, traffic slowed. At the corner of the barbershop, I glanced at what was causing all of the cars to slow down, and apparently, the city was fixing or installing something along the side of some stores. So I get a parking space on the back end of the lot, and I walk into the barbershop through the back instead of the front, ‘cause...
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Blogging was my side chick, but now we're moving...
A series of comments, questions, and diatribes about this past year and 2011: Part III of IV
It’s 1:52 AM and there’s no one online I particularly want to talk to. I want to text someone, but let’s face it, I’m not nearly as charming as some people think I am. You know how some guys just have the confidence and the swagger to know exactly what to say and when to say it?...